Stop the Dad Jokes!

Stop the Dad Jokes! PDF Author: Adrian Beck
Publisher: Random House Australia
ISBN: 1761043080
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 26

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A Father's Day picture book from funny guy Adrian Beck that will have the whole family laughing. Warning: Do not show this book to dads! This book is full of DAD JOKES that are embarrassing, goofy and NOT FUNNY! A trip to the zoo with Dad means seeing lots of animals . . . and hearing plenty of dad jokes too! A hilarious story by Adrian Beck (a dad) illustrated by Simon Greiner (another dad). The perfect Father's Day gift and read-aloud story!

Stop the Dad Jokes!

Stop the Dad Jokes! PDF Author: Adrian Beck
Publisher: Random House Australia
ISBN: 1761043080
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 26

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Book Description
A Father's Day picture book from funny guy Adrian Beck that will have the whole family laughing. Warning: Do not show this book to dads! This book is full of DAD JOKES that are embarrassing, goofy and NOT FUNNY! A trip to the zoo with Dad means seeing lots of animals . . . and hearing plenty of dad jokes too! A hilarious story by Adrian Beck (a dad) illustrated by Simon Greiner (another dad). The perfect Father's Day gift and read-aloud story!

The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes

The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes PDF Author: Ian Allen
Publisher: Portico
ISBN: 1909396095
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 178

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Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!

Dad Jokes

Dad Jokes PDF Author: Dad Says Jokes
Publisher: Cassell
ISBN: 9781788401029
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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A collection of the very best jokes from the hilarious Instagram account @dadsaysjokes - so bad they're good. From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.

The Big Book of Dad Jokes

The Big Book of Dad Jokes PDF Author: Joe Kerz
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1631586653
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 389

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Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.

My Dad's Jokes Are Very (Terribly, Awfully, Painfully) Bad!

My Dad's Jokes Are Very (Terribly, Awfully, Painfully) Bad! PDF Author: Jacob Eckeberger
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781737180500
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 26

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A book inspired by Dad Jokes and the families who put up with them (but secretly love them, too).

Dead Dad Jokes

Dead Dad Jokes PDF Author: Ollie Schminkey
Publisher: SCB Distributors
ISBN: 1638340226
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 88

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2022 Midwest Book Awards- Debut Poetry Finalist 2022 Eric Hoffer Awards - Da Vinci Eye Finalist 2022 Eric Hoffer Awards - Grand Prize Short List 2022 Eric Hoffer Awards - Poetry Honorable Mention 2019 Button Poetry Video Contest Winner Dead Dad Jokes is an unflinching take on family, loss and trauma. There is nothing quiet about Schminkey's debut. Every page is raw, honest and unforgettable. Dead Dad Jokes brings the impact of addiction into crisp focus while also shattering our simplistic TV preconceptions about it. Ollie never lets the reader slip into the easy sadness of cliche - instead they guide us through the realities and contradictions of losing someone you love and of death - reminding us that they need not be one and the same.

Dad Jokes

Dad Jokes PDF Author: Jimmy Niro
Publisher: World's Best Dad Jokes Collection
ISBN: 9781492675372
Category : Fatherhood
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes

All New Dad Jokes

All New Dad Jokes PDF Author: Dad Says Jokes
Publisher: Cassell
ISBN: 1788402030
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 272

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THE BRAND-NEW BOOK FROM @DADSAYSJOKES hr All New Dad Jokes is the second book from the most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes. Now with a following of over 1 million, All New Dad Jokes provides brand new gags guaranteed to leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Instagram account with more than a million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking mastermind started his career at the tender age of 14, when he created his original platform, Football.Newz, to serve audiences for the World cup 2014. He has recently added another nine platforms in different genres (of which @DadSaysJokes is one), with nine million followers and rising. This is his second book. Q: Where do naughty rainbows go? A: Prism.

Dad Joke Novel

Dad Joke Novel PDF Author: The Dad
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781702847261
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 175

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My wife said, "Why don't you stop telling terrible Dad Jokes and write a book instead?" Thank you dear, for such a novel idea! Introducing, The Dad Joke Novel! 500 of Dad's most favourite Dad Jokes. Dads are able to make you laugh and groan at the same time with a badly timed joke. Give Dad the ultimate upgrade to his collection of hilariously awful puns with the Dad Joke Novel. The Dad Joke Novel is often compared to the book on anti-gravity... you can't put it down. Caution: This book left me with an awful headache after it fell on my head. But I only have my shelf to blame.

1001 Outrageous Dad Jokes and Wisecracks for Fathers and the Entire Family

1001 Outrageous Dad Jokes and Wisecracks for Fathers and the Entire Family PDF Author: Johnny Nelson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781989971109
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 160

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Show off your comedic skills with these hysterically cringe-worthy dad jokes Don't you just love seeing your kids' exasperated reactions after an expertly delivered one-liner? Isn't it incredibly satisfying to provoke eyerolls with your intentionally cheesy puns? The stereotypically silly dad joke is the hallmark of every fun dad. Utterly uncool, perplexingly amusing, and painfully funny, they're guaranteed to induce both groans and guffaws from anyone who hears them. You can count on your reliable wisecracks to liven up any gathering and cheer up any mood. But if you've been telling the same old quips for the past years, why not update your repertoire with this collection of brilliantly lame, but ridiculously funny dad jokes? In 1001 Outrageous Dad Jokes and Wisecracks for Fathers and the Entire Family, you will discover: Corny dad jokes that are so bad, they're terribly good! Over 1,000 rib-ticklers to restock your arsenal of cheesy wisecracks Groan-inducing one-liners that only dads can get away with Cleverly witty quips to ease the tension in any situation, no matter how awkward Ingenious wordplay that will get your family's brains ticking and their sides aching with laughter The pun-niest lines that are sure to elicit laughs, even from the most humorless member of the family Entertaining trivia about famous fathers - find out how much you have in common with these celebrity dads And much more. Everyone just loves to hate on dad jokes. That's what makes them so irresistible. The grimaces and giggles you get from telling them makes delivering the jokes as much fun as hearing them. No wonder dads have stubbornly kept dad jokes alive, even after their wives and children have repeatedly told them to stop. Carry on the tradition of hilariously terrible dad jokes and leave your family in stitches. If you're looking for the perfect puns that are guaranteed to garner exasperated eyerolls and unbridled laughter from the entire family, then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button right now.