Author: Nathan Rabin
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1439160317
Category : Performing Arts
Languages : en
Pages : 290
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In 2007, Nathan Rabin set out to provide a revisionist look at the history of cinematic failure on a weekly basis. What began as a solitary ramble through the nooks and crannies of pop culture evolved into a way of life. My Year Of Flops collects dozens of the best-loved entries from the A.V. Club column along with bonus interviews and fifteen brand-new entries covering everything from notorious flops like The Cable Guy and Last Action Hero to bizarre obscurities like Glory Road, Johnny Cash’s poignantly homemade tribute to Jesus. Driven by a unique combination of sympathy and Schadenfreude, My Year Of Flops is an unforgettable tribute to cinematic losers, beautiful and otherwise.
Author: Funnyreign Publishing
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781705586044
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 124
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FUNNY ADULT CHRISTMAS CARD JOURNAL AND NOTEBOOK It's the most wonderful time of the year, Christmas of course! Everyone loves this special holiday and it's not just about the gifts you receive, but also the ones you get to share with others as well. Spending time with friends and family during the holidays is wonderful, and so if sharing laughter with funny gifts and creative notebooks and journals that you might be sharing with each other. That is exactly what will be accomplished with this original and custom designed Santa Claus and Christmas notebook with a funny message. No matter if you are looking for a fun little gift for a friend or family member, or a nice prank gift for your white elephant or secret Santa event, we are sure you will love everything this booklet has to offer. What also makes this gift stand out from other notebooks and journals, is that the inside cover page has a message that says "To" and "From", and also has an area for the person to add their name to the book -- just like as if Santa was deliver a gift to someone right out his of sack of goodies. This way, not only is it like a Holiday card, it's so much better -- and something that will actually be used and kept for several months and year to come. That is exactly what you will find with this crude humor notebook and journal, which is great for helping anyone to stay inspired and excited for life, while also having the ability to take simple notes or write about whatever is going on in everyday life. It's also great for telling the world that you love unicorns and are celebrating your birthday at the same time. Excellent for personal use, but even better as a mystery gag gift when they are opening gifts and eating cake. Unlike other notepads and journals that just have blank pages and boring covers, this one features over 120 pages filled with black lines for creative writing and journaling. When it comes to the design, it really stands out. On the front cover you will see a a nice light and dark blue diamond design with white words, and a Santa Reindeer and Snowman on the back cover. The front design has a custom message and holiday inspired cartoon and message as well. The setup of this writing book is perfect for notes, reminders, creating to-do lists and highlighting your top priorities -- all of which allows for easy navigation and complete creativity. Need to take notes? Jot down a new business plan? Have a daily diary or journal? It's all possible with this inspiring notebook and journal that is completely original and customized to fit your needs. SIZE: 6 X 9 PAPER: Lined White Paper PAGES: 124 Pages COVER: Soft Cover (Matte) Also Great For: Perfect for note taking, journaling and to-do lists Printed on high quality interior stock paper Premium matte finish cover with amazing art work Order your copy today!
Author: Dare You Stamp Co.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1646432908
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 112
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Put the holiday stress behind you and tune out all that merriment bullshit with this swear word coloring book. Holidays are stressful. Family dinners. Entertaining. In-laws. Christmas shopping. Crowds. Did we say in-laws? At this time of year, you might just have a resting Grinch face all the time. Sometimes you just need to throw off the tinsel and yell at the top of your lungs for everyone to “fuck off.” When you’ve had a shitty month and just need to vent, give life the proverbial finger and soothe the end-of-the-year stress away with Fuck Off, Holidays, I’m Coloring. Tune out the festive bullshit and unwind with your favorite profanities, belligerent one-liners, and immature insults. Color inside the lines—or out, you can do as you damn well please—and find that inner peace that’s buried in there underneath all that holiday spirit crap. Some of the phrases in this coloring book include: - Sleigh me - You’re a ho ho ho! - On the first day of Christmas, some dipshit gave to me… - Have a shitty New Year - Bah humbug! - Frosty bitch - It’s beginning to feel a lot like fuck this This coloring book features 50 kickass designs for when the holiday season gives you 50 shades of bullshit. Use colored pencils, gel pens, markers, watercolors, or even crayons—these coloring pages are printed on one side so you don’t have to worry about any bleed through ruining your fucking masterpieces. It’s time to ditch the holiday stressors and take out your frustration on these creative and empowering color pages instead. Spike that eggnog, Ebenzer Scrooge, and color through the twelve days of Christmas with Fuck Off, Holidays, I’m Coloring.
Author: Layla Nash
Publisher: Ravenheart Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 101
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Natalia Chase just wants the first family Christmas with her husband and his pride of unruly lion shifter brothers to be perfect. But a simple trip to pick out a Christmas tree turns into a rescue mission when they discover three shifter wolf cubs abandoned in the forest. Between finding the cubs' parents, a surprise Christmas Eve visit from Mama Chase, and Natalia's increasingly difficult pregnancy, will the Chase pride get everything they've asked for from Santa, or will their perfect holiday be a perfect disaster?
Author: Happiness Your Happiness Your Own Way
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781703623819
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 95
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Book Description
Give this Christmas a funny journal instead of those boring cards, because well who doesn't like to write them feelings off (or a shit list or two). This is the sassy Christmas gift you can wrap up and give to your "dead inside" coworker, aunt with humor or your tired ass girl. You will get a festive interior with holiday quotes (and some swearing). Click on "look inside" to check it out yourself. 95 pages of shit 6" x 9" It will even make that boring ass uncle laugh
Author: Funnyreign Publishing
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781705584491
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 124
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Book Description
FUNNY ADULT CHRISTMAS CARD NOTEBOOK AND JOURNAL Christmas time is all about friends and family getting together, giving gifts to loved ones and sharing special memories. It's also about having fun and making other people laugh and enjoy the creativity within the cards and presents you share with others. That is exactly what will be accomplished with this original and custom designed Santa Claus and Christmas notebook with a funny message. No matter if you are looking for a fun little gift for a friend or family member, or a nice prank gift for your white elephant or secret Santa event, we are sure you will love everything this booklet has to offer. What also makes this gift stand out from other notebooks and journals, is that the inside cover page has a message that says "To" and "From", and also has an area for the person to add their name to the book -- just like as if Santa was deliver a gift to someone right out his of sack of goodies. This way, not only is it like a Holiday card, it's so much better -- and something that will actually be used and kept for several months and year to come. That is exactly what you will find with this crude humor notebook and journal, which is great for helping anyone to stay inspired and excited for life, while also having the ability to take simple notes or write about whatever is going on in everyday life. It's also great for telling the world that you love unicorns and are celebrating your birthday at the same time. Excellent for personal use, but even better as a mystery gag gift when they are opening gifts and eating cake. Unlike other notepads and journals that just have blank pages and boring covers, this one features over 120 pages filled with black lines for creative writing and journaling. When it comes to the design, it really stands out. On the front cover you will see a a nice light and dark blue diamond design with white words, and a Santa Reindeer and Snowman on the back cover. The front design has a custom message and holiday inspired cartoon and message as well. The setup of this writing book is perfect for notes, reminders, creating to-do lists and highlighting your top priorities -- all of which allows for easy navigation and complete creativity. Need to take notes? Jot down a new business plan? Have a daily diary or journal? It's all possible with this inspiring notebook and journal that is completely original and customized to fit your needs. SIZE: 6 X 9 PAPER: Lined White Paper PAGES: 124 Pages COVER: Soft Cover (Matte) Also Great For: Perfect for note taking, journaling and to-do lists Printed on high quality interior stock paper Premium matte finish cover with amazing art work Order your copy today!
Author: Michele Packard
Publisher: Michele Packard
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 178
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Book Description
Baker has sacrificed to protect America at all costs. Fighting a battle she didn’t start. For a country that no longer cares. To save humanity, you must kill or be killed. Rated as a top political and medical thriller author by BestThrillers - Packard delivers again in this newest thriller! Baker's dedication to safeguarding America faces its ultimate test as fundamental freedoms teeter and artificial intelligence reshapes destinies. With corrupt forces threatening existence, she must expose them before time runs out. Can she prioritize the greater good over personal survival? Join her pulse-pounding journey as she confronts insurmountable odds, unveiling the climax of an epic struggle for justice. Will she defy the odds or make the ultimate sacrifice?
Author: Beth Thomas Cohen
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1630761230
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 168
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Book Description
Drop the Act, It’s Exhausting! is one woman’s call to all women to embrace the imperfections in their lives and to air their “improper” thoughts about relationships, love, sex, parenting, careers, self-esteem, and self-image. By no longer being ashamed or apologetic about how they "really feel,” women will become more aware of who they are and more accepting of themselves and one another. With wit, candor, and refreshingly blunt observations, Beth Thomas Cohen proves herself the prime example of how freeing, fun, and unifying it can be to drop the act and live a not so put-together life.
Author: Sasha O'hara
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781539679370
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 64
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From the creator of the Best Seller Calm the Fck Down 'Tis the season to get snarky! It's that time again. Time to put on your elastic waistband pants, spike your eggnog, and brace yourself for the crazy "Holidaze". Why let the dark days of winter get you down when you can enjoy your own cynical and sassy Christmas coloring adventure? This holiday season, color the things you can't say and still keep Peace on Earth. Happy fucking Holidays is an irreverent and subversive take on Christmas and is the perfect way to unwind and relax for Christmas. It's an ideal gift, for anyone who is stressed, and for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Enjoy these humorous illustrations that let you fill your holiday season with inappropriate and unapologetic joy. Includes 26 single-sided adult coloring pages and 2 color test pages. Illustrations range from Simple to complex to color, and most are moderate in detail. Irreverent Images include: Santa, ornaments, a cat, a snowman, an Elf, candy canes, wreaths, reindeer, and many more... Sassy sayings include: It's beginning to feel a lot like fuck this, I peed in your eggnog, sweet and twisted, naughty, kiss my ass, fat judgmental bastard, sleigh me, and many more humorous and subversive sayings.... For more information, for free coloring page downloads, contests and more, visit www.sashaohara.com CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.
Author: Bryan Cranston
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1476793859
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 288
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Book Description
A memoir and meditation on creativity by the star of "Breaking Bad" chronicles his theatrical childhood and recommitment to acting in the aftermath of his father's disappearance, describing his early acting jobs and the performances that earned him Tony and Emmy Awards.
