Giantess Globalist Sperm War

Giantess Globalist Sperm War PDF Author: Mandy De Sandra
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781980411239
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 100

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In a future maybe not so distant from today, a dirty bomb has been dropped and humanity is forever changed. The boys who didn't die stayed the same but the women grew into giantesses--walking gods as tall as the mountains. To remake a new and better world, all post-pubescent men were eaten and killed, and the boys who were left were rounded up to live in The Pen and learn to become better men. One of those boys, Tyson, waits on Eve Night--the night before the giantess select who will be reborn through their womb. Men themselves are now the sperm and each giantess selects ten of their favorite men to enter the giant vagina and compete to be the winner and reborn as a baby. Tyson wants the childhood that was taken away from him during World War III, but he must learn to work, fight, and help the 9 others if he wants to be a baby again. "De Sandra creates a world that plays with edible men, female anatomy, misandry, and what would happen if Beyoncé was as big as a skyscraper. This is giantess fetish at its most lurid and comical, while quietly illustrating the poignant isolation of divided gender."Devora Gray, Author of Human Furniture and the Quest for the Perfect Woman

Giantess Globalist Sperm War

Giantess Globalist Sperm War PDF Author: Mandy De Sandra
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781980411239
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 100

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Book Description
In a future maybe not so distant from today, a dirty bomb has been dropped and humanity is forever changed. The boys who didn't die stayed the same but the women grew into giantesses--walking gods as tall as the mountains. To remake a new and better world, all post-pubescent men were eaten and killed, and the boys who were left were rounded up to live in The Pen and learn to become better men. One of those boys, Tyson, waits on Eve Night--the night before the giantess select who will be reborn through their womb. Men themselves are now the sperm and each giantess selects ten of their favorite men to enter the giant vagina and compete to be the winner and reborn as a baby. Tyson wants the childhood that was taken away from him during World War III, but he must learn to work, fight, and help the 9 others if he wants to be a baby again. "De Sandra creates a world that plays with edible men, female anatomy, misandry, and what would happen if Beyoncé was as big as a skyscraper. This is giantess fetish at its most lurid and comical, while quietly illustrating the poignant isolation of divided gender."Devora Gray, Author of Human Furniture and the Quest for the Perfect Woman

Giant Change

Giant Change PDF Author: Constance Burris
Publisher: B.E. Publications
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 162

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Tessa is a giant. Well, she's almost a giant. Before she could reach the usual ten feet of most giants, a fey queen offered her a potion to stunt her growth. And it worked. Now she's living her best life. Yes, she's six and a half feet tall, but she's passing as human, and she landed her dream job as a lawyer. Best of all, she's dating her sexy new co-worker who doesn’t mind that she's an inch taller than him, or that she's a virgin (not that she plans on keeping that label for long). But all of her perfect plans for the future are thrown into jeopardy when the fey queen who controls her potion, forces her to defend a troll in a murder case who uses glamor to appear human. Now, she’ll have to carefully maneuver her way around a series of lies to keep her job, her secret, and her boyfriend. Don't miss this exciting new chapter from the best selling Everleaf Series. Scroll up and order your copy today!

The Haunted Vagina

The Haunted Vagina PDF Author: Carlton Mellick
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 128

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Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees. When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs.

Human Furniture and the Quest for the Perfect Woman

Human Furniture and the Quest for the Perfect Woman PDF Author: Devora Gray
Publisher: Fungasm Press
ISBN: 9781621052111
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 418

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IT TAKES ALL KINDS OF BALLS TO MAKE FANTASIES COME TRUE Welcome to Scarlett's world. She's a professional sessionist. For a fee, she'll walk into your life. And take you all the way there. IT'S ALL ABOUT PLAY. Cosplay, s&m play, you-name-it play. People working out their issues and fetishes, without judgment. In a powerful, private place. HUMAN FURNITURE is Devora Gray's brilliant, raw, loving deep dive into what and who "The Perfect Woman" might be in this lonely, broken world. Part juicy memoir, part gleeful extrapolation, it's 100% biting and honest and compassionate in portraying the deep joy and pain so many men, women, and beyonders feel. Including Scarlett herself. When they allow themselves to take it all the way.

Anagram Solver

Anagram Solver PDF Author: Bloomsbury Publishing
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN: 1408102579
Category : Games & Activities
Languages : en
Pages : 719

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Anagram Solver is the essential guide to cracking all types of quiz and crossword featuring anagrams. Containing over 200,000 words and phrases, Anagram Solver includes plural noun forms, palindromes, idioms, first names and all parts of speech. Anagrams are grouped by the number of letters they contain with the letters set out in alphabetical order so that once the letters of an anagram are arranged alphabetically, finding the solution is as easy as locating the word in a dictionary.

Crossword Lists

Crossword Lists PDF Author: Anne Stibbs
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Crossword puzzles
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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Fox News Fuckfest

Fox News Fuckfest PDF Author: Mandy De Sandra
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780692603086
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 116

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"This novella could be the crowning achievement of American literature created during our generation."Jezebel .."oscillating between the ludicrous, demented and genuinely funny." Vocativ Fox News thought it would be just be another day at the office. They thought wrong! The Liberal Radicals teamed up with the teamsters to poison the Fox News water supply with a designer drug that makes them act out their most deviant sexual fantasies. The drug spreads through the halls of Fox News until it turns into A Fair & Balanced Fuckfest. In Mandy De Sandra's tenth book, she tells her most epic Bizarro Political Erotica yet. It is Tom Rachman's The Imperfectionists meets gonzo Hustler porn featuring: Lou Dobbs Mexican omelette cum craving, Scientology creation squirt story, Stevia Shaker sex, Emmy Award masturbation, Patriotic facials, DVDA tax cut fucks, Republican rim jobs, Bill O'Reilly vibrator roller coaster, and the cumming of the Alpha Billionare Buttrons.

Smoke Bitten

Smoke Bitten PDF Author: Patricia Briggs
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0440001560
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 354

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Mercy Thompson, car mechanic and shapeshifter, faces a threat unlike any other in this thrilling entry in the #1 New York Times bestselling series. I am Mercedes Athena Thompson Hauptman. My only “superpowers” are that I turn into a thirty-five pound coyote and fix Volkswagens. But I have friends in odd places and a pack of werewolves at my back. It looks like I'm going to need them. Centuries ago, the fae dwelt in Underhill—until she locked her doors against them. They left behind their great castles and troves of magical artifacts. They abandoned their prisoners and their pets. Without the fae to mind them, those creatures who remained behind roamed freely through Underhill wreaking havoc. Only the deadliest survived. Now one of those prisoners has escaped. It can look like anyone, any creature it chooses. But if it bites you, it controls you. It lives for chaos and destruction. It can make you do anything—even kill the person you love the most. Now it is here, in the Tri-Cities. In my territory. It won't, can't, remain. Not if I have anything to say about it.

Terror Mannequin

Terror Mannequin PDF Author: Douglas Hackle
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781697831016
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 201

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Forty-year-old Glont Lamont is a longtime employee of Fun 4-Life Corporation, where he gets paid good money to play videos games, watch TV, get drunk, get high, devour pizza, ride the company roller coaster, take long-ass naps, and toss off like a madman in an insane asylum. There's only one problem: Glont's sick of his job! Nowadays, all he really wants to do is work long, grueling shifts 7-days-a-week doing any sort of awful, backbreaking, tedious, demoralizing, soul-crushing, severely undercompensated labor. But with Halloween just a few days away, Glont has more important things to worry about than his workplace woes. Namely, he must take his two "freak" nephews out reverse trick-or-treating, which is a form of annual ritualistic tribute whereby the cruel townspeople force his nephews to walk door-to-door on Halloween night to hand out candy to people instead of receiving candy themselves. And this year, the last stop on the trio's reverse trick-or-treating itinerary is Fallingwater--built on a natural waterfall, Frank Lloyd Wright's world-famous architectural masterpiece is now closed to the public and allegedly haunted by an evil supernatural entity known as TERROR MANNEQUIN... "Hackle may be the best absurdist story writer working today." -Bradley Sands, author of Dodgeball High "...the best bizarro absurdist in the business." -Amy M. Vaughn, author of Skull Nuggets

Hell of Death

Hell of Death PDF Author: Vince Kramer
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781621052845
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 188

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BE WARNED: this book has so much fucking death in it it's unbelievable! There's a whole truckload of death! There's more death in this book than ten 9/11s combined! You know the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark where all the Nazis' faces melt off? It's like that but for an entire book. It all starts with a school shooting where a bunch of teens totally get massacred like a bunch of little crybabies. It's brutal as fuck! But as if that wasn't enough, these massacred millennials GO TO HELL! OH MY GOD (or lack thereof). Not only that, but the school shooter dies too and follows them there! He's still shooting at them, but this time, if they die--they die FOREVER. (NO WAY!) We'll meet several demons as they travel through the nine circles of Hell, and they're all totally cool as fuck! You've got Beelzebub, the demon lord of bugs! He's the shit. And you've got Lucifer, the Lord of Light (and a total dick!) Asmodeus--the lord of perversity. I could go on and on, but trust me, they're all so totally evil you'll think you're literally seeing the number 666 on every page! Hell of Death is an offensive, hilarious adventure through the depths of Hell where Satan is like your cool older brother. And at the center of it all is the Hell House, Hell's version of the White House, with its own president and everything. So it's all political and shit, too. But not too political. There's literally a scene where you can't even keep reading anymore because a pit opens beneath you and screaming demons pull you down into the abyss! YOU'LL DIE! HOLY SHIT! Don't read this book without drawing an upside cross on your forehead and a pentagram on the floor. Yell out "Hail Satan!" after every page if you want to survive! And if you don't even want to live anymore, then kill yourself with the special Hell of Death razor blade (sold separately). Satan will be waiting for you! SATAN WAITS FOR US ALL!